... I went to sit down ...

Some how the perfume lingered

It could have been my finger

I shouldn't have plugged my hole

Shouldn't stick things in your' asshole

But I wanted to stop the fart

It is no farce when you smell bad

So I sat down with neither a smile or a frown

Perhaps it was in my pants

That's what I have to vent

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