Comedy : Dude , where's my car ?

Another gift from Smokes and Jokes Inc.

Joke : The problem with cars ; crazy ass irate fuel miser , new - arrivals and Asian women drivers . 2.) Where in hell do I park my car ? 3.) Dude , where did I park my car ?

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