Reason to Hate money #17 : A brown comedy

The cake shop that wants you to eat shit .



Cake for sale . $ 30 .

Where do I get thirty dollars ? For flour , milk , eggs and sugar . " Do you want me to eat cake ? or shit ? If you want me to eat cake then give me cake . I do'not have thirty dollars . If you want me to eat shit then I can turn around , bend down and pick it up any time I feel hungry and get it for free . I can go in to the toilet and find shit any time . "



Corollary - I flush free food down the toilet every day .

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