Vegan, Vegetarian Joke

I went with fellow workers from a previous job to a birthday party at Jim Wongs' restaurant in Footscray. Jim Wongs' is famous for its' West Lake Duck. When they brought the Duck out and presented it with ceremony I said, "That is not West Lake Duck!?" The party said, "What is it then." I said softly, "THat is dead Duck."
Then Patricia said, "Well what Is West Lake Duck?!" I said, "West Lake Duck has tomato in it", not having tasted West Lake Duck before. The waitress went back and spoke to the Chef.There was much shouting in Chinese from the kitchen. Finally the waitress came back out and said, "How do you put tomato in to West Lake Duck??" I said, sweating a little, "You pour Hienz Tomato Ketchup on to Peking Duck." There was much shouting in Chinese. Then finally after about another hour they brought out a Duck with ketchup all over it. I was sweating by now. Some of the party ate it to be polite, some did not. I had a piece and it was not good. I look back now that I missed out on West Lake Duck with laughter and regret.

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